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Max Wooldridge joins an eccentric
group of Michael Caine wannabes on a rally that follows in
the tyre tracks of the cult movie 'The Italian Job.'
Here
we go then. We're off. I'm in one of 110 minis lined up at
Calais. Ahead of us are 3000 gruelling miles through France
to Italy. This is "The Italian Job", a charity re-enactment
of the famous journey taken by Michael Caine and his so called
'jobbers' in the 1969 film of the same name. The real stars
of the film were the Mini Coopers, which the jobbers drove
on that ultimate bank heist. Among today's Mini devotees is
Tara Collinson, who is the son of the film's director Peter.
"It's a design icon", says Tara, "if you want to look at pure
design, it's a miracle for it's age. So many elements of it,
like the front transversed engine for example were so radical
for their time and still are today."
Some minis on the rally were
even covered with quotes from the film. Stuff like. "I hope
he likes spaghetti" and of course the immortal line, "you're
only supposed to blow the bloody doors off". As we drove through
France, elderly women smiled and waved, old men applauded
and schoolchildren cheered.
Max
spoke to Alison who was among those taking part. "People have
been waving and stopping and looking, and the lorry drivers,
especially the British ones are tooting away at you and flashing
their lights on the motorway."
It's day five and we've done
about 1600 miles and we're on a really remote spot on the
Italian Adriatic coast at Cesenatico. There is a lovely scent
of herbs in the air, and we've been travelling through some
wonderful medieval villages and there's even a little mountain
stream trickling away behind me. It's totally unspoilt - and
just so peaceful… (Cue roar of Mini Cooper)
Until of course half a dozen
Minis come round the bend.
"The
roads and the countryside that's available are just fantastic,"
says Tara. "My brother was in the car and we were coming down
through this gorgeous pass it was stunning. We had such a
good time we just couldn't slow up. My brother literally fell
out of the car when we stopped. His knees had gone and bless
him he was sick right there beside the car. But all the drivers
had grins as big as the grills on their cars." Light sleepers
don't get much shut-eye on this rally. You retire to the sound
of late-night mechanics and spanners dropping on the floor.
And the dawn chorus is one of Minis proudly revving their
engines ready for the day ahead.
After a few days, the lack of
sleep and what can only be called navigational tension takes
its toll. As Tineka and Reno from Holland found out. "You
get tired and you get prickly and tense. You are sitting in
a Mini for twelve days in a row, you are very close to each
other and you're trying to find a road, and then she says
go left, left, left and you say no, no, no we have to go right,
right, right."
At
the journeys end the jobbers are exhausted but there's one
final burst of energy for a special gala reception with guest
of honour, one of the film's stars Robert Powell. "They all
seem to have so much energy. I think I would be absolutely
exhausted after a day at the wheel of a car. I would probably
be in bed by ten o'clock," says Powell. "They all seem to
be having such a good time and I think that it is just fantastic
that a charity can benefit from a thirty year old film. There's
one hundred cars, two hundred and thirty people who are all
having a ball and the charities involved all benefit to the
tune of a hundred thousand pounds."
Ten
days and 3000 miles later, we're back on British soil. We
came, we saw, we ate too much spaghetti and we'd done a great
British journey in the great British car.
"We have genuinely always enjoyed
it", says an exhausted Tara Collinson, "and the people are
so into the cars and to the meeting and everything else. It
just gets under your skin. To be honest a sixties Mini Cooper
is all I've ever wanted to own. I'll be buried in it, I genuinely
love that car.
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